Wednesday, February 14, 2007
Sick Leave
I needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to
take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me
to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made
funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told
her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I
was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing?"
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days".
I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her"...And where do
you think you're going?"
(You're gonna love this.....)
She said, ****
"I'm going home too. I can't work in the DARK !"
take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me
to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made
funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told
her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I
was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing?"
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days".
I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her"...And where do
you think you're going?"
(You're gonna love this.....)
She said, ****
"I'm going home too. I can't work in the DARK !"
