Monday, February 26, 2007
80 yr old..change your oil
The marriage of an 80 year old man and a 20 year
old woman was the talk of
the town. After being married a year, the couple
went to the hospital for
the birth of their first child.
The attending nurse came out of the delivery room
to congratulate the old
gentleman and said, "This is amazing. How do you do
it at your age?" The
old man grinned and said, "You got to keep the old
motor running."
The following year, the couple returned to the
hospital for the birth of
their second child. The same nurse was attending
this delivery and again
went out to congratulate the old gentleman.
She said, "Sir, you are something else. How do you
do it?" The old man
grinned and said, "You gotta keep the old motor
running."
A year later, the couple returned to the hospital
for the birth of their
third child. The same nurse was there for this
birth and after the delivery
she approached the old gentleman, smiling, and
said, "Well, you surely are
something else. How do you do it?" The old man
replied, "It's like I've
told you before, you gotta keep the old motor
running."
The nurse, still smiling, said to the old
gentleman, "Well, I guess it's
time to change the oil. This one's black."
old woman was the talk of
the town. After being married a year, the couple
went to the hospital for
the birth of their first child.
The attending nurse came out of the delivery room
to congratulate the old
gentleman and said, "This is amazing. How do you do
it at your age?" The
old man grinned and said, "You got to keep the old
motor running."
The following year, the couple returned to the
hospital for the birth of
their second child. The same nurse was attending
this delivery and again
went out to congratulate the old gentleman.
She said, "Sir, you are something else. How do you
do it?" The old man
grinned and said, "You gotta keep the old motor
running."
A year later, the couple returned to the hospital
for the birth of their
third child. The same nurse was there for this
birth and after the delivery
she approached the old gentleman, smiling, and
said, "Well, you surely are
something else. How do you do it?" The old man
replied, "It's like I've
told you before, you gotta keep the old motor
running."
The nurse, still smiling, said to the old
gentleman, "Well, I guess it's
time to change the oil. This one's black."
