Thursday, January 18, 2007
Great Humour
American Medical Association researchers have made a remarkable discovery. It seems that some patients needing blood transfusions may benefit fromreceiving chicken blood rather than human blood.
It tends to make the men cocky and the women lay better. Just thought you'd like to know.
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"Police in Czechoslovakia discovered a woman last week who had been sleeping next to her dead husband for two years because she could not accept his death.
This proves just how long a marriage can last if a man just keeps his mouth shut."Jay Leno
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What is the Secret of long life ??Morning two eggs, evening two pegs......and night two legs.
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There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfectwoman, and Mickey Mouse. They see a $50 bill on the street. Who picks itup?
The perfect woman (naturally), because the other two are fictional characters!
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'Every soul in this world has a pole or a hole'. When a pole goes inside the hole, a new soul comes out either with a pole or a hole.
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QUESTION : What is the difference between Monica Lewinski and Monica Seles?
ANSWER : Though both are good with balls but Seles is a tennis player and Lewinski is a penis player.
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A man to his wife: "Let me take photo of your breasts, so I can see them the whole day.
Wife replies: "Let me take a photo of your penis; at least I can enlarge the copy."
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QUESTION : What is rape?
ANSWER : Rape is sexual operation without co-operation where there is insertion of an erection into a depression without permission.
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Behind every successful woman, there is a satisfied man. But behind a satisfied woman, there is an exhausted man.
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Sex is like a restaurant. Sometimes you get full, satisfactory service, and sometimes you have to be satisfied with "self-service".
It tends to make the men cocky and the women lay better. Just thought you'd like to know.
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"Police in Czechoslovakia discovered a woman last week who had been sleeping next to her dead husband for two years because she could not accept his death.
This proves just how long a marriage can last if a man just keeps his mouth shut."Jay Leno
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What is the Secret of long life ??Morning two eggs, evening two pegs......and night two legs.
-----
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfectwoman, and Mickey Mouse. They see a $50 bill on the street. Who picks itup?
The perfect woman (naturally), because the other two are fictional characters!
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'Every soul in this world has a pole or a hole'. When a pole goes inside the hole, a new soul comes out either with a pole or a hole.
-----
QUESTION : What is the difference between Monica Lewinski and Monica Seles?
ANSWER : Though both are good with balls but Seles is a tennis player and Lewinski is a penis player.
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A man to his wife: "Let me take photo of your breasts, so I can see them the whole day.
Wife replies: "Let me take a photo of your penis; at least I can enlarge the copy."
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QUESTION : What is rape?
ANSWER : Rape is sexual operation without co-operation where there is insertion of an erection into a depression without permission.
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Behind every successful woman, there is a satisfied man. But behind a satisfied woman, there is an exhausted man.
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Sex is like a restaurant. Sometimes you get full, satisfactory service, and sometimes you have to be satisfied with "self-service".
