Sunday, December 10, 2006
Women!
A loud mouthed , unattractive, mean bitch of a woman walks into K-Mart with her two kids in tow,screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The KMart greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Kmart. Nice children
you've got there - are they twins?"
The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't,
the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would
you think they're twins?........ Are you blind or just stupid? Do you really
think they look alike?"
" No", replies the greeter . "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice !"
The KMart greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Kmart. Nice children
you've got there - are they twins?"
The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't,
the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would
you think they're twins?........ Are you blind or just stupid? Do you really
think they look alike?"
" No", replies the greeter . "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice !"
