Thursday, December 07, 2006
Senior Moments 4
A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away.
At the end of the service, the pall bearers are carrying the casket
out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They
hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is
actually alive! She lives for ten more years, and then dies.
Once again, a ceremony is held, and at the end of it, the pall bearers
are again carrying out the casket. As they carry the casket towards the
door, the husband cries out, "Watch that wall!"
At the end of the service, the pall bearers are carrying the casket
out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They
hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is
actually alive! She lives for ten more years, and then dies.
Once again, a ceremony is held, and at the end of it, the pall bearers
are again carrying out the casket. As they carry the casket towards the
door, the husband cries out, "Watch that wall!"
