Thursday, December 07, 2006
Senior moments 2
When the husband finally died his wife put the usual death notice in
the paper, but added that he died of gonorrhea.
No sooner were the papers delivered when a friend of the family phoned
and complained bitterly, "You know very well that he died of diarrhea,
not gonorrhea."
Replied the widow, "I nursed him night and day so of
course I know he died of diarrhea, but I thought it would be better
for posterity to remember him as a great lover rather than the big
shit he always was. "
the paper, but added that he died of gonorrhea.
No sooner were the papers delivered when a friend of the family phoned
and complained bitterly, "You know very well that he died of diarrhea,
not gonorrhea."
Replied the widow, "I nursed him night and day so of
course I know he died of diarrhea, but I thought it would be better
for posterity to remember him as a great lover rather than the big
shit he always was. "
