Thursday, December 07, 2006
Prisoner
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and don't
know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?
"OK, sweetheart. Putting it simple, we will call your private place
'the prison' and my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put
the prisoner in the prison."
And then they made love for the first time. Afterwards, the guy is lying
face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, the bride
giggles, "Honey the prisoner has escaped".
Turning on his side, he smiles "Then all we have to do is re- imprison
him". After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his
cigarettes but the bride, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of
making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner escaped
again!" The man rises to the occasion, but with unsteady legs of a
recently born foal. Afterwards he lays on his back totally exhausted.
She nudges him and says, "Honey, sorry to bother you, but the prisoner
is out again".
Turning his head, he YELLS at her, "Hey, it's not a life sentence,
OKAY!"
know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?
"OK, sweetheart. Putting it simple, we will call your private place
'the prison' and my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put
the prisoner in the prison."
And then they made love for the first time. Afterwards, the guy is lying
face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, the bride
giggles, "Honey the prisoner has escaped".
Turning on his side, he smiles "Then all we have to do is re- imprison
him". After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his
cigarettes but the bride, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of
making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner escaped
again!" The man rises to the occasion, but with unsteady legs of a
recently born foal. Afterwards he lays on his back totally exhausted.
She nudges him and says, "Honey, sorry to bother you, but the prisoner
is out again".
Turning his head, he YELLS at her, "Hey, it's not a life sentence,
OKAY!"
