Sunday, December 03, 2006
Chinese Courier Service!
A family in the Southern Province of China, were puzzled
when the coffin of their dead grandmother arrived from the States.
It was sent by one of the daughters. The dead body was so tightly
squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it! When they
opened the lid, they found a letter on top; which read as follows:
Dear Cousins,
I am sending Ahma body to you since it was her
wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our
ancestral home in Tung Shin. Sorry, I could not come
along as all of my paid leaves are consumed.
You will find inside the coffin, under Ahma's
body, 12 cans of Yohmeitsu, 10 packets of Swiss
chocolates! and packets of Chinatown Lap Cheong.
Please divide these among all of you.
On Ahma's feet you will find a new pair of Nike
Air shoes (size 10) for Ah boy. Also, there are
2 pairs of shoes for Ah Mei's and Ah Lien's sons.
Hope the sizes are correct.
Ahma is wearing 6 CK T-Shirts. The large size
is for Ah Bak and the others are for my nephews.
Just distribute them among yourselves.
The 2 new Armani Jeans that Ahma is wearing are
for the boys. The Rolex watch that Lee Ah Bai
wanted is on Ahma's left wrist.
Kiasu Aunty
Tiffany necklace, earrings and ring that you asked
for. Please take them.
The 6 white Polo cotton socks that Ahma is
wearing must be divided among my teenage cousins.
Let me know what else you need as Ah Kong is also
not keeping well nowadays. I can send all required
things when our Ah Kong goes back too............
