Friday, November 03, 2006
The Pirate
A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said,
"Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened?
You look terrible."
"What do you mean?" said the pirate. "I feel fine."
"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that
before."
"Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a
cannon ball, but I'm fine now."
"OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your
hand?"
"We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got
into a sword fight.My hand was cut off. I got fitted
with a hook. I'm fine, really."
"What about that eye patch?"
"Oh, one day we were at sea, and a flock of birds
flew over. I looked up and one of them shit in my eye."
"You're kidding," said the bartender. " You couldn't
lose an eye just from bird shit."
"It was my first day with the hook."
"Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened?
You look terrible."
"What do you mean?" said the pirate. "I feel fine."
"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that
before."
"Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a
cannon ball, but I'm fine now."
"OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your
hand?"
"We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got
into a sword fight.My hand was cut off. I got fitted
with a hook. I'm fine, really."
"What about that eye patch?"
"Oh, one day we were at sea, and a flock of birds
flew over. I looked up and one of them shit in my eye."
"You're kidding," said the bartender. " You couldn't
lose an eye just from bird shit."
"It was my first day with the hook."
