Monday, November 13, 2006
DON'T LIE TO KIDS!!!
There was this guy sunbathing in the nude at the beach.
Well, this little girl comes up to him, so he covers his
private parts with a newspaper.
The little girl says, "What's under there?"
So the man answers, "A bird."
The girl goes away and the man falls asleep.
When he wakes up, he was in a hospital and in great pain.
A doctor comes up to his bed and asks, "What happened?"
The man answers, "I don't know. I was at the beach and
I fell asleep after talking to a little girl."
So the doctor tells this to the Police, and they go to the
beach to find any witnesses.
When they get there, they see the little girl the man was
talking about. So they ask her if she did anything to the
man.
She answers, " I didn't do anything to the man, but while
he was sleeping, I played with his bird.
After a while, it spit at me, so I broke its neck, burned its
nest, and smashed all its eggs.
