Wednesday, November 08, 2006
Doctor's Office
Doctor's Office:
They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there and you say in
front of others what's wrong and sometimes it's embarrassing.
There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell
her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients.
I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old
guy handled it.
An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded Doctor's Waiting Room. As he
approached the desk, the Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you
seeing the Doctor for today?"
"There's something wrong with my dick," he replied. The Receptionist
became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded Doctor's
Room and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said. The
Receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in
this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong
with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with
the Doctor in private."
The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of
others, if the answer could embarrass anyone."
The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered. The
Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken
her advice.
"And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
"I can't piss out of it," the man replied.
The Waiting Room erupted in laughter.
They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there and you say in
front of others what's wrong and sometimes it's embarrassing.
There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell
her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients.
I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old
guy handled it.
An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded Doctor's Waiting Room. As he
approached the desk, the Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you
seeing the Doctor for today?"
"There's something wrong with my dick," he replied. The Receptionist
became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded Doctor's
Room and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said. The
Receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in
this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong
with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with
the Doctor in private."
The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of
others, if the answer could embarrass anyone."
The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered. The
Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken
her advice.
"And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
"I can't piss out of it," the man replied.
The Waiting Room erupted in laughter.
