Monday, November 06, 2006
Do it Again
A sixteen-year-old girl goes to see her mom and tells her that she has
missed her period for two months.
Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit.
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did
this to you? I want to know!!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a brand
new Ferrari stops at their house, a mature and distinguished man, with
grey hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of
it and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and
tells them:
"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.
However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but
I'll take charge.
If a girl is born I will bequeath her 3 stores, 2 townhouses, a beach
villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories, and a
$1,000,000 bank account.
If it is twins, a factory and $500,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage..."
At this point, the father, who had remained silent all the time, places
hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him:
"You'll fuck her again!!!"
missed her period for two months.
Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit.
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did
this to you? I want to know!!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a brand
new Ferrari stops at their house, a mature and distinguished man, with
grey hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of
it and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and
tells them:
"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.
However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but
I'll take charge.
If a girl is born I will bequeath her 3 stores, 2 townhouses, a beach
villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories, and a
$1,000,000 bank account.
If it is twins, a factory and $500,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage..."
At this point, the father, who had remained silent all the time, places
hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him:
"You'll fuck her again!!!"
