Monday, October 09, 2006
A COLLECTION OF ONE LINERS
* I had amnesia once - maybe twice.
* All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy.
* I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
* What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
* Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
* One nice thing about egotists ... they don't talk about other people.
* Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up,he'll never be able to edge his car onto a freeway.
* A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
* Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
* I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
* Is there another word for synonym?
* Is it possible to be totally partial?
* Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.
* Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
* All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy.
* I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
* What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
* Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
* One nice thing about egotists ... they don't talk about other people.
* Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up,he'll never be able to edge his car onto a freeway.
* A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
* Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
* I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
* Is there another word for synonym?
* Is it possible to be totally partial?
* Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.
* Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
