Friday, September 22, 2006
Newsmaker
An old man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues.
Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, and many children,
grandchildren, and great-grandchildren. Yesterday I picked up two college girls
who were hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them
three times."
Priest: 'And Are you sorry for your sins?'
Man: "What sins?"
Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"
Man: "I'm Jewish."
Priest: "Then why are you telling me all this?"
Man: "I'm telling everybody!"
Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, and many children,
grandchildren, and great-grandchildren. Yesterday I picked up two college girls
who were hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them
three times."
Priest: 'And Are you sorry for your sins?'
Man: "What sins?"
Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"
Man: "I'm Jewish."
Priest: "Then why are you telling me all this?"
Man: "I'm telling everybody!"
