Friday, August 25, 2006
Good Advice
A husband and wife decide to seek counsel after 15 years of marriage.
The counselor asks them what the problem is and the wife immediately goes into a tirade, listing every problem they have ever had during the
15 years.
She goes on and on and on.
Finally, the counselor gets up, walks around the desk, embraces the wife and kisses her passionately. The woman shuts up and sits quietly in a daze. The counselor then turns to the husband and says,
"This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?"
The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I golf."
The counselor asks them what the problem is and the wife immediately goes into a tirade, listing every problem they have ever had during the
15 years.
She goes on and on and on.
Finally, the counselor gets up, walks around the desk, embraces the wife and kisses her passionately. The woman shuts up and sits quietly in a daze. The counselor then turns to the husband and says,
"This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?"
The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I golf."
